“Another Thunder Productions Product Review “”Carbelium BMX Racing Frame”"”

“Carbelium BMX Racing Frame A major bicycle manufacturers merger of 20th century airship technology with state of the art BMX design A leading bicycle manufacturer contacted me this season to test their prototype Carbelium BMX racing frame. This must be another low-carb diet thing, I mumbled to myself, Oh well; maybe theyre trying to tell me somethingloosing some weight wouldnt hurt. I had completed what I thought would be my final test review only seven months earlier after a frightful product malfunction. (Shatteredwheel Co. went bankrupt shortly after my report) After that narrow escape I felt no amount of money was worth my health. But, that was then and today I had over half the racing season in front of me, and no money behind me. I had no choice but to try this new Carbelium frame, hope for the best, and pray that their check clears.”"Now when receiving this exotic new frame, do not be alarmed by its looks or lightness like I was. Two days after hanging up the phone with the creator, a mysterious black delivery truck arrived with my next months payI mean with my new test frame. Not wanting to wait, I eagerly tore open the box on the porch. Much to my surprise the frame proceeded to float out of its nest of styrofoam peanuts. This has got to be a JOKE! I brought the frame, if you could even call it that, inside and called the designer. Yup, thats the Carbelium. Didnt you read the stickers on it? Well, no worries. Weve been working on this beauty for almost two years. The frame itself is made with reinforced carbon fiber. All joints, tubes, and dropouts have been machine tested for stability. Helium gas has been injected into the Carbon fiber tubes for added lightness. Apparently serious, the designer continued, By using special light weight translucent paint, all microscopic slits in the carbon fiber are filled. Throw some parts on and it will stay grounded. Dont worrywe painted yours red because that is your favorite color, and only six have broken in pre-production. So, how do you like it? I sat dumbfounded, gazing alternately in disbelief at the phone and at the death trap that had floated to my ceiling. First of all my favorite color is Green, second this is Crazy!…but Ive trusted you guys and all of your equipment so far. Ill try it. Equipped and ballasted with my race proven heavier-than-air forks and components, I tentatively rolled down the starting hill of famous Mt. Storm BMX track. I must admit, the warm-up lap wasnt bad at all. A little sketchy to manual at first, but I instantly learned the tricks of handling a bike that is at least eight pounds lighter than any aluminum or chromo tank. Half way through practice I gathered enough nerve to attempt a jump of Mt. Storms thirty-five foot double. I pedaled around the first corner, gathered speed, picked the roller and yanked with my usual strength for the pro section sized beast. I glided through the air higher than I had ever been before. If I wasnt so scared, I probably would have pulled a tuck-no-hander variation or even a Thunder Tuck-Slide. I came back to Earth flat bottom, and unfortunately couldnt stick the landing. Yes, I crashed pretty hard, but the Carbelium appeared unharmed! After taking a quick breather and reviewing the track film of my lofty adventure, I was ready to attempt the jump a second time. The frame seemed to also have learned how to jump after the first wallop. I softened my pull and we glided in the air over the massive jump and successfully landed rubber-side down. I cannot honestly recommend this frame for indoor competition because of the height restrictions inherent to arena racing. Further, I only recommend this frame to someone who wants a lighter frame without risking strength. Riders who desire to improve their speed, jumping ability, winnings or beginners of all ages will benefit from the Carbelium. Parental Advisory: To all parents out there, remember: the lighter and more expensive your kids bike frame and components are, the faster little (insert son or daughters name here) will go…now is not the time to cheap out on your precious little racer. A suggested retail price of $895 for the frame and $149 for the helium recharge kit is little more than a couple of car payments! Dont judge this frame on its cost. Instead, form your opinion after imagining your kid jumping through the rhythm section on such a stellar frame while winning the Grands or even the Olympics. Ask your local bike shop about ordering a Carbelium today and be sure to fill out the warranty card and tell the manufacturer that I was responsible for your childs future success (and the sale)! Rachel “”Thunder”" Smith Elite Woman Thunder Productions”