Mini BMX Magnetic Seat Repulsion System

“The second in a series of innovative BMX new product reviews by, Rachel “”Buns of Steel”" Smith Since my last product review, the Quick-Clip-Grip, I have been overwhelmed with inquiries from top manufacturers to test their wares. However, one product stood out from the rest with its uniqueness and top design. The newest innovation I decided to test is the “”Mini BMX Magnetic Seat Repulsion System.”" If you are a Pro or older than a teen rider you can turn the page now, however if you are a rookie pocket rocket, or the parent of one, read on.”"As any young rider or parent may recall hearing frequently during the pocket rockets motos, “”Stand up when you ride (insert name here)!”" or another favorite, “”Dont sit down when you pedal!!!”" Historically the only way to break this bad habit was to take off the seat and leave a naked seat post. However both bike racing sanctioning bodies frowned on this practice when numerous kids were impaled like hunks of meat on a sish-ka-bob skewer with the post. Hence the companys novel idea of their new magnetic system. At first, I was aghast and felt a little insulted when asked to do this review because I no longer sit on the seat around the whole track, but I was a little short on much needed cash for my beautiful prom dress, yes it is that time of year. Since I still use a UNI style seat anyway, the conversion was a snap and could easily be accomplished by any caring parent. Closely following the instructions, the seat repulser is attached to the childs leathers with the nifty Velcro loops and grommets provided. The second step is installing the seat magnetic ionization reflector which simply snaps onto any Uni style mini seat. The third and final step is to set the calibration switch to one of three settings which will have the child hovering a full eight inches over the seat. The settings are as follow: 1) Soft (under 45 lbs.), 2) Medium (over 45 lbs.), 3) High (obstinate children who insist on trying to sit while racing). Now youre ready to go!!! The child will be safely prevented from sitting down in his or her next BMX race. Time for the test… I decided to try this new racing component at one of the Nations premiere tracks, Mt. Storm BMX Park. Though it was only a Wednesday night practice, there were test ideal conditions: slightly windy, cool, and no lightning in sight to be hit by. My first lap was a little sketchy, especially over the rhythm section where a friend commented I looked like a duck floating on a wavy pond. Thus meaning every time there was a trough in the section I would bounce down with the bike, and every time there was a crest, I would rise, maintaining a constant distance between my seat and the bikes. I quickly adapted to my “”Mini BMX Magnetic Seat Repulsion System”" and was soon flying over the jumps once again. Even though I could only hover two inches above the seat (even on the “”obstinate child”" setting), I am certain a much younger, and lighter, rider would find sitting on the seat was no longer an available riding style. When one considers all the technological advances and stunning appearance needed to create this modern miracle, a paltry $550.00 suggested retail price seems like nothing. And if that price does seems too high to any of you unloving parents, just remember your cheapness the next time you are watching shamefully as your child sluggishly sits on his or her seat once again. For all you pocket rockets out there who want to some day turn Pro, be sure to tell your parents this is a must have. Imagine putting an end to all the tormenting and teasing you take from faster riders who already stand up. Be firm with your parents and, if they still refuse, be sure to point out that the system will also improve rider safety… then call you Grandparents. And when you go to purchase your “”Mini BMX Magnetic Seat Repulsion System”" take into account and be sure to mention to the dealer, and report on the 30 day very-limited manufacturers warranty card, who told you about this great invention…ME! Rachel “”Thunder”" Smith”