Single A Marketing: ABA Beamont TX

“Once in a while something funny gets posted in the forums by a BMXNews.com member that goes by “”Larry Local.”" Larrys always bringing this site the humor it needs and we appreciate him for that. In his “”Singe A Race Report”" Larry breaks it down so its not your everyday race news. Please try to member this is meant to be funny and it’s not true, I know how some of you can get your feelings hurt. Laugh with us…Here it is”"This weekend in Beamont, Texas was an ABBA race. With a whopping 6 AA’s showing up you know the rest of the AA’s scared to race my top pros. Being this race was a built track in a rodeo arena it was going to be barn burner for the easy money-no qualifying to the main event. Bubba Harris- Factory Redhot Chile Peppers Bubba raced his redhot Chile Pepper to a hot 1st on Saturday getting in a stressful 3 laps in for the win. Congrats. On Saturday, my #1superstar Chile Pepper got a solid second. furthering his points lead in the Pro ranks. Bubbas co-sponsors are: RedhotChile Peppers. Kashimax seats, Woodward foam pit, RadCaps and $50 a month Flight Cranks. Kyle Bennett- Factory Freak Agent Orange KB was locking down homeland insecurity with a 2nd on Saturday. Not feeling flat from the rigors of a 4 lap Saturday race day, Kyle took the Freak Agent acorss the finsih line in First. Kyle is prouldy sponsored by: Velo Seats, Trojan condoms, Brunswick Pool tables and Petsmart. Dale Holmes-Factory Freak Agent Orange Dale ws back from his big European Vacation racing a bunch of ducks on 26′ MTB’s. Dale was recently spotted driving a brand new counterfeit mini cooper in the UK. Dale was on fire feeling the jet lag but manage to stay consistent bringing home a 4th on saturday and 3rd on Sunday. Pro Open he didn’t qualify out of the motos. Dales sponsors are nothhing a month Buddy Leee helmets, Planned Parenthood Pregnancy Testing, recycable Pat sack Oakley sunglasses. Still looking for a hair plug sponsor.”